Baton down the hatches once more with Storm Frank coming our way tonight. Frank. I know we're in a personality cult where even storms have to have a name but 'Frank' isn't exactly a storm name, is it. It doesn't make you run for cover. 'Frank's on his way: women and children first!
What about storm 'Justice' or storm 'Peace' or storm 'Welcome'. Okay they don't make you run for cover either but it would be good if these things became storms, that there was a great rush for the kingdom ways.
So when they next do a competition for the next set of storm names, perhaps we might suggest a few that are overdue.